The time standing on the hard concrete seemed to pass much faster spending it with my friends.
Martin Lewis shared with us the miracle and benefit of having two 45 minute shows in one small carry-on suitcase.
That's magic!
From one line to the next, we finally entered the terminal, to wait in another line to pass through the metal detector.
It never fails to amaze me, at what is almost the end of 2010, that this entire security process seems to elude a few selfish, clueless people.
The man to the inspector, "Ohhhhh, did you say all metal items??"
"Yes sir", the inspector said.
"But my belt isn't metal", said the man, whose idiocy was increasing as he spoke.
"No sir, but the buckle is!"
After going through that line, we turned the corner and were directed to a numbered sign, where we were asked to form....yes, you guessed it....another line.
I was tempted to retrace my steps to make sure that I hadn't somehow gotten into the line for the, "Ellis Island Experience", by mistake, but I was too afraid of getting lost!
We then were released to go up the escalators to form lines, for which I was certain had to be the delousing and fingerprinting processes.
After having our picture taken, (which was, to my knowledge, never used for anything, as the picture did not appear on anything) we were cleared to board the ship.
When we boarded, we were directed to the Lido Deck for lunch.
It was an so-so lunch, but again made much more enjoyable by the company.
Chipper pointed out the lighting fixtures which could only be described as space alien vaginas.
As we ate, we discussed who exactly would sign off on this style(?) of decor.
Who would walk in, look at the lighting fixture for example, and exclaim, "YES! This is exactly the look we wanted!"
This was going to be a good time!
We were aboard the ship at last, had eaten some lunch, and had many laughs.
The worst was behind us.
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